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I am a girl. 15. roots red, white, and blue for the USA all the way. a reblogger of anything too funny, too cute, too awesome, or too true; and a believer of
life's too short not to smile.
SpongeBob:"Patrick, you're a genius!"
Patrick:"Yeah I get called that a lot"
SpongeBob:"What, a genius?"
Patrick:"No, Patrick."

omgtoohilarious:

I creep on the neighbors …

I cry over things …

I dance like nobody’s watchin’ …

I go out for a drive …

I do things I’m not proud of …

I sit on the computer for 17 hours …

I eat anything I see …

I pretend to be the best dancer and singer in the world …

I cry some more …

And, then everyone comes home, and their like “What’d you do all night?”

And, I’m just like …

Nothing …

Omgtoohilarious!

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